|Location||Levittown, Pennsylvania, United States|
|Introduction||When my Irish eyes are smiling, the devil inside is sleeping.|
|Interests||Reading, Writing, Poetry, Music, Movies and Sports.|
|Favorite Movies||Braveheart, Tombstone, The Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction & The Secretary. (That's to name a few)|
|Favorite Music||Hip-Hop, R&B, Rock & Roll, Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Techno, Alternative and Classical.|
|Favorite Books||Neuromancer, Shadows of the Empire, Battlefield Earth, The Stand, Screw the Roses - Give me the Thorns and Anne Rice's "Vampire" series.|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt (insert name here), thank you very much for the sweet syrup-filled cock. It tastes so yummy. I can't wait to put it all over my pancakes and eat them with great pleasure.