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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation Police Constable
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction Love catching criminals, public order, offroad biking and surfing. Hate sitting in an office whilst the airwave is going nuts, being spat at, seeing crims get pathetic sentences. Also getting bored of being told my family should die of cancer. Not the biggest fan of clowns or of people who subscribe to the belief that rank equals knowledge. Which it doesn't.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.