Hesperado

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Gender	MALE
Industry	Student
Occupation	Writer/Editor/Proofreader
Location	United States
Introduction	In a nutshell, I am anti-Islam because for the most part I am a liberal. If anyone cannot fathom the reasoning behind that statement, they have a hell of a lot of catching up to do. Why did I choose my profile pic? See: http://hesperado.blogspot.com/2011/07/my-new-profile-photo.html
Interests	Latin jazz, folk-pop music, literature, philosophy, eschatology, Deislamification, coconut ice cream, chilled vodka, a certain Filipina...
Favorite Movies	Some Like It Hot, The Apartment, Topkapi, The Pink Panther, 2001, The Tenant, Goldfinger, The Fearless Vampire Killers, The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, Playtime...
Favorite Music	James Taylor, The Beatles, Paul Simon, Paul McCartney, Gordon Lightfoot, Santana, Ramsey Lewis, Dave Brubeck, Cal Tjader, Herbie Mann, Herbie Hancock, Tom Waits, Tchaikovsky, Tom Dissevelt & Kid Baltan, Chicago, Crow, War, Malo, Mandrill, Osibisa, René Dupéré, Toquinho...
Favorite Books	Pinocchio in Venice by Robert Coover, Child of God by Cormac McCarthy, short stories by H.E. Bates, short stories by Robert Sansom, Salammbô and other works by Gustave Flaubert, a few plays by Shakespeare, short stories by Théophile Gautier, almost everything by Donald Barthelme, several books by Kurt Vonnegut, and my own novels and short stories...

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I would say: “Sling his gimbals north-south-north of the mizzenboom!!”