Everything Nice

About me

Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation Mental Fluffer
Location standing right behind you, United States
Introduction See, now you're just getting personal.. I hardly know you.
Interests Sex, Reading and writing Erotica, Sex, Camping, Fishing, Sex, Porn, Sex. Playing bass guitar, thenhavingsex, movie making, writing, sex, Music, sharing my opinion with anyone that's not interested... andthenhavingsex.
Favorite Movies Office Space, Happy Gilmore, Seven, Addicted to Love, Bad Boys (1&2), One flew over the Cuckoos nest, Dogma, Parenthood, Vacation, Eternal Sunshine, American Wedding, Blade, porn?
Favorite Music Anything but country, Mariah Cary, or Britney Spears. Barf.
Favorite Books Reference

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

In some states, nothing can keep Dad from taking a bite from your candy apple.