Monstro D. Whale
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Grad Student |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | "Behind the intials was a metaphor, a delirium tremens, a trembling unfurrowing of the mind's plowshare. The saint whose water can light lamps, the clairovoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for whom all is organized in spheres joyful or threatening about the central pulse of himself, the dreamer whose puns probe ancient fetid shafts and tunnels of truth all act in the same special relevance to the word, or whatever it is the word is there, buffering, to protect us from." Pynchon, The Crying of Lot 49 |
| Interests | Frizbee Golf, Warhammer 40k, painting, writing, reading, video games, thinking up dirty lyrics to kids songs, complaining (bitterly) |
| Favorite movies | Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Fanny and Alexander, 12 Monkies, Pretty much anything by Terry Gilliam |
| Favorite music | Mr. Bungle, Primus, Ministry, They Might Be Giants, Tool, Rage Against The Machine, Pink Floyd, The Reverend Horton Heat, NIN, Counting Crows, Ween, Richard Cheese |
| Favorite books | The Crying of Lot 49, Gravity's Rainbow, White Noise, Imajica, The Trial, Cyberiad, Moby Dick, Cat's Cradle, Tours of the Black Clock, Henderson The Rain King, Mrs. Dalloway, Bartleby The Scrivener, Erasure, The White Boy Shuffle, Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, Heart of Darkness |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Marry a gay man. Wait...did you say "Bard?"