Tawni
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | Goddess |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I dislike shopping, ice cream trucks, and "cabbage patch" dancing as celebratory behavior. I think that probably tells you everything you need to know about me. |
| Interests | Turn signals, playing guitar, singing, reading, clown avoidance, wind avoidance, feet avoidance, phone avoidance, car accident avoidance, sparkly things, over-hydration. |
| Favorite Movies | I like happy endings. Both kinds. |
| Favorite Music | Heartfelt music. Mean what you say. People can tell the difference. Stop publicly masturbating your ego for everyone because I hate fake emotions. I hate fake everything. Except fake food. I'm kind of obsessed with fake food. |
| Favorite Books | I read at least two books a week. Too many favorites to list. And you don't really care all that much. Admit it. |
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
Maybe. When you cut the cheese, did it smell like Uranus?