|Location||Raleigh, North Carolina, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a high-brow intellectual who knows more than you concerning everything I talk about. Especially while I am talking.|
|Interests||My feetses. They are so cute.|
|Favorite Books||Of course.|
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Daviiiiidia... Daviiiiiidiaaaa.... Mooooo!