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Introduction Just another loser. I always look like I don't give a damn about anything, but you don't know that. No, you're right. I don't give a damn.
Uh, yah, er0tic/sessual prose is not my forte. I only pursue purity. Yes, yes, I am as dull as the squigglies in your eyes. Blah!

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

I'd give it a proper burial, even.