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About me

Gender Female
Location Seattle, United States
Introduction Distracted, southern, mommy, voracious reader of all things crap.

I like electric blankets, dogs wearing cones, and people with depression (because they tend to be nice).

I don't like earthquakes, goatees, or changing lanes near tractor trailers.

Please direct all inquiries and complaints to the Director of Inquiries and Complaints at
Interests lying down
Favorite Movies Waiting For Guffman, Rear Window, The Room
Favorite Music Phil Spector's pre-Motown girl bands, Japanese bitch rap, dirty British rock

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

Sure don't.