Fantasy Writer Guy

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Gender MALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Seeker
Location Dundas, Ontario, Canada
Introduction Somewhere someone must rise and slumber no more. For sunset nears and to the darkness there is no end.
Interests writing, literature, speculative fiction, humanity, evolution, harmony
Favorite Movies Rush in Rio, Lord of the Rings, The Bird Cage, The Shining, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Road to Wellville, The Hounds of Notre Dame, Contact, Scarface, Saving Private Ryan, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 911, The Matrix, Shine, Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure, I am Legend, Baraka, Manufactured Landscapes, Zietgiest, Koyaanisqatsi, Sideways, Pirate Radio, Samsara, Blackfish, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Favorite Music Rush, Tragically Hip, Doors, Beatles, Elton John, Bruce Cockburn, Tallest Man On Earth, Collective Soul, Rolling Stones, John Lennon, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Paul Simon, Eric Clapton, Enya, Loreena McKennitt, U2, Police, Dire Straits, The Who, The Cars, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Quagmyre, The Madd Scientists, Frank Zappa, Neutral Milk Hotel, Daniel Johnston, The Born Ruffians, Lucid Boots
Favorite Books The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Stand, The Martian Chronicles, The Illustrated Man, Mysterious Skin, Twilight World, Gently Down the Stream, The Screaming Room, The Long Walk, Lord of the Flies, 1984, Treasure Island, Fahrenheit 451, The Horse and His Boy, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Chrysalids, Seven for the Road, Inferno, Under Satan's Sun, The Road, The Bhagavad Gita, Heart of Darkness, A Game of Thrones, Neuropath, Morning of the Magicians, Siddhartha, Year Million, Anthem of a Reluctant Prophet, A New Earth, The Power of Now

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I will breed the goat and slinky and then bounce the heck out on one of the giant slinky-goat offspring.