Kelly Vandersluis Morgan
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professor, Pageant Girl, Cat Wrangler |
| Location | Fairfax, VA |
| Introduction | I consider myself an expert on the Simpsons; I'm above average at mental math; I can't cook; and I'm lucky to have people who put up with me. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Roller skates