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Industry Arts
Occupation artist, writer
Location West Virginia, United States
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Introduction Alas! You have stumbled upon the Donner Pass of all blogs. Many before you have perished and died in the search of content. Turn back now before all is lost.
Interests Painting, writing, piano, handwriting analysis
Favorite Movies Dr. Strangelove, Annie Hall, any of the Zatoichi movies, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Walk the Line, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Johnny English, Secondhand Lions
Favorite Music Johnny Cash, Elliott Smith, Muddy Waters, B.B. King, Sam Cooke, James Brown, Meat Puppets, Neil Young, Velvet Underground, Van Morrison, Camper van Beethoven, The Waterboys, Rimsky-Korsakov, The Kinks, Duke Ellington, fireHose
Favorite Books The Collected Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway, The Count of Monte Cristo, Tao Te Ching, Modern Manners:An Etiquette Book for Rude People

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

What was I doing there in the first place, is the bigger question. Next you'll want to know why I met the goat there with the midget and the cymbals.