McBoozo the Clown

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Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Ex-circus performer
Location Michigan, United States
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Introduction I was born a small circus clown in the upper midwest U.S. It was a cold, windy night and my mother's tentacles kept me from freezing to death, fortunately my father was a pygmy eskimo so it was in my blood to survive nights like these! I didn't get to spend much time with my parents as a child, for I was abducted by a clan of intergalactic space monkeys (dressed like Elvis impersonators too) and forced into a life of driving tiny cars, wearing flowers that squirted people, and doing things that really hurt me but kept the audience laughing. Eventually I was able to escape and fight my way past the guards using a sharpened toothpick (the ones they had were pretty dull). Anyway, I found my way back home, joined the circus here on earth, it was all I knew, and started drinking heavily. If you want to know more just e-mail me!
Interests The circus, drinking, passing out.
Favorite Movies Pee Wee's Big Top Adventure, Old School
Favorite Music Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Led Zeppelin, The Black Keys, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Temptations, anything sad!, Motown, Classic Rock
Favorite Books Drunken Circus Performing...for Dummies, The Fountainhead, Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code

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