Nottingham's 'Mr Sex'
|Occupation||Freelance Sex Writer|
|Location||Nottingham, the Cradle of Civilisation, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||Former Smut King for Dickie Desmond AND Paul Raymond (but not for David Sullivan - I wouldn't give him a nosh) who made quite possibly the worst TV show EVER (David Dickie's Sportsnight, Television X, which consisted of me in a bad wig and 'tache, playing Test Match and Subbuteo on naked women, and commentating on topless boxing from Walthamstow British Legion and some particularly grim catfight tapes in American trailer parks), who later decided to pay back the women of Britain as a male stripper in assorted bingo halls and nightclubs, then became a sex and relationship writer for loads of magazines and an occasional rent-a-gob on the telly. Oh, and I've had sex a few times.|