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Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation VP of EVERYTHING
Location Antioch, Illinois, United States

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Homemade fluffy ballet slippers, with a matching fluffy necklace/collar, hair thingee and bracelet. Or...more likely...I would just not go.