victim of existence
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional Loser |
| Location | Bellingham, Washington |
| Introduction | You want labels, here's some: I'm a loser with no job, barely ever had one. I'm 34, getting old and fat. My hair has been graying since my early twenties. Getting fat? I mean, I am fat. No good at being anorexic, too greedy for that. I have a boyfriend (God help him!) for the last 8 1/2 years. He's a saint, as you can imagine. I have a son (God help him, too). He's remarkably well-adjusted (So far! He's yet to turn into the parent-eating teenager we all fear our kids to really be) I suffer from a diagnosis of bipolar disorder (thanks, docs, you've been a great help...thanks a lot! (yeah right). I weaned myself off of the addiction of psychiatric hospitals by realizing we're all fucked and hopeless, no matter where we are, so might as well not be brain-washed and humiliated (but boy, were those art classes fun (I'm not kidding). Psych hospitals are like boarding school and an Alfred Hitchcock movie and a porno, lot's of sex and intrigue, danger, but comeraderie and laughs (Stockholm syndrome, anyone?) |
| Interests | moving, thinking, sitting, dancing, walking, loving, reading, gardening, digging, delving, annoying, cooking, measuring, writing, typing, parenting, loving, sleeping, waking, looking, waiting, scaring, consoling, hiding, displaying, creating, destroying, testing, making, building, burning, constructing, crying, smiling, frowning, laughing, enjoying, forgetting, remembering, musing, posing, acting, faking, changing, hoping, seeing, driving, riding, using, giving, worrying, peeing, pooping, wiping, washing, dirtying, living, dying, trying, failing, winning, losing, toying, toiling, cleaning, mopping, swiping, shopping, selling, stealing, killing, birthing, capturing, chasing, hunting, fleeing, surviving, aging, regressing, conforming, denying, singing, talking, silencing, stopping, starting, cheating, wrestling, touching, carressing, fondling, molesting, hurting, maiming, feeding, yearning, breathing, suffocating, abusing, drawing, painting, plotting, schemeing, planning, soothing, tapping, feeling, petting, poking, partying, abstaining, dreaming, condemning, rueing, ruining, fixing, flailing, surfing, tanning, whitening, darkening, masking, beautifying, improving, altering, commanding, obeying, regretting, forging, soft-peddling, cycling, exercising, fasting, eating, puking, purging, gorging, menstruating, bleeding, healing, spelling, saying, adding, subtracting, multiplying, folding, cutting, stooping, kneeling, bending, repeating, boring, stimulating, jumping, stilling, quieting, soldiering, biting, licking, sucking, fucking, inserting, spraying, sneezing, cumming, snoring, closing, opening, teasing, chortling, snorting, sipping, snickering, sighing, moaning, weeping, shaking, crawling, moping, sinking, stinking, smelling, sweating, imprisoning, torturing, smirking, jeering, blaming, forgiving, reassuring, placating, evading, eloping, marrying, divorcing, going, coming, arriving, viewing, withstanding, aggravating, wishing, wanting, needing |
| Favorite Movies | For now: All the Little Animals Barton Fink Fresh Horses Donnie Darko Withnail and I Twin Sisters Author! Author! Listen to Me The Misfits Wings of a Dove Old Standards: Pulp Fiction Barcelona Crumb A Room with a View Where Angels Fear to Tread Pretty in Pink The Breakfast Club Escape to Witch Mountain |
| Favorite Music | Billy Bragg The Velvet Underground Sinead O'Connor 10, 000 Maniacs Dolly Parton Alison Krauss Cole Porter Aimee Mann David Bowie Alphaville Cause and Effect Depeche Mode New Order Book of Love Kate Bush Some favorite songs: "Southern Cross" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young "Horse in the Country" by Cowboy Junkies "Wuthering Heights" by Pat Benatar "In Liverpool" by Suzanne Vega "Wires" by Athlete "Do Right Woman" by Aretha Franklin "Indoor Fireworks" and "The Other End of the Telescope" by Elvis Costello 2 songs that should be played at my sparsely attended funeral: "Verdi Cries" by 10, 000 Maniacs and "Black Boys on Mopeds" by Sinead O'Connor |
| Favorite Books | "Of Human Bondage" by W. Somerset Maughm "The City of God" by E.L. Doctorow "Hamlet" by Shakespeare "The Good Earth" by Pearl S. Buck "Confessions of a Teenage Baboon" by Paul Zindel "House of the Spirits" by Isabel Allende "The Decameron" by Boccaccio "The First Polka" by Horst Bienek "Villette" by Emily Bronte |
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