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Location Worcester, MA, United States
Introduction I like things. I like to write about things. I have two blogs because I have this insatiable need to create these sort of boring comics that are only really funny to me, and I like to talk at length about whatever I want without anyone being able to interrupt me. So there.
Interests shopping, dive bars, cutting my own hair and then regretting it instantly, Bruce Willis, tattoos, swimming, camping, drinking, singing, karaoke, hardly ever acting my age, cooking, baking, eating, dieting, pretending like I'm going to work out and then never actually doing it, lying, mean spirited honesty, dogs, airplanes, the beach, wine, Community, Rookie Blue, Battlestar Galactica, creative writing, silently judging others
Favorite Movies Die Hard (yes, all of them), Young Guns, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, All the Real Girls, Empire Records, BioDome, PCU, Tombstone, The Deer Hunter, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Shag, Cry Baby, anything with Robert Downey Jr., Dirty Dancing
Favorite Music T-R-O-U-B-L-E by Travis Tritt, Trashy Women by Confederate Railroad, Georgia by Ray Charles, Carolina in My Mind by James Taylor, Heavenly Day by Patty Griffin
Favorite Books Good Omens, American Gods, The Book of Joe, Middlesex, The Lovely Bones, Water for Elephants, The Gospel According to Biff, anything by Augusten Burroughs, The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

The face of the last person I ate.