Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Program Director at LEVN + the Belfry
Location	Davis, CA, United States
Introduction	I'm an ELCA pastor. I am, allegedly, a vegetarian. I love the ocean just slightly more than I love oreos. I'm a political junkie and Sorkinophile. I've read every word Truman Capote ever published. I'm a fierce advocate for equality and justice. I dance around my apartment to Beyoncé, a lot.
Interests	Taking pictures, hanging out, watching my boys play video games, sleeping through class, tanning, karaoke, writing letters, making iTunes playlists, baking delicious treats, schooling Graeme at wii baseball, editing grammar on Wikipedia, causing mayhem with the HOFL, perpetuating terrible slang, loving Encinitas, studying comparative religion, photography, reading pantoum poetry, learning, drinking beer, copyediting, reading, and listening to you.
Favorite movies	Philadelphia, Cinderella, High School Musical, The Notebook, Hercules, The Usual Suspects, In the Line of Fire, The Untouchables, Saving Private Ryan, The Lion King, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Bobby, The American President, Black Hawk Down, The Fall.
Favorite music	Weezer, Imogen Heap, Jason Mraz, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Britney Spears, Dashboard Confessional, Josh Groban, Aesop Rock, Tenacious D, Unwritten Law, Incubus, Ratatat.
Favorite books	I have read everything Truman Capote ever wrote and will never love anything more. I'm on my way to being a David Foster Wallace completist, as well. My other favorites include: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Kite Runner, Everything is Illuminated, Heart of Darkness, Harry Potter, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Special Topics in Calamity Physics, Love is a Mix Tape, Moth Smoke, Prayers for a Privileged People.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Attach the slinky to the goat and to myself. Then hurl the goat out of the well. I'm assuming this is an industrial strength slinky that will hold enough weight to also propel me out of the well.