|Occupation||Top Secret Super Spy/ Blogger|
|Introduction||I was going to say I'm a newlywed, but I'm really not even that anymore. Lets just try happily married. And you know, a ball of back talking, frenetic, why-exactly-am-I-so-productive energy. I live in San Francisco now, but I still sort of act like I live in Brooklyn.|
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
The silver ones, obviously.