Shelby
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Minneapolis, MN, United States |
| Introduction | Hello! I am an English major, which I love, at the University of Minnesota, which I detest. I like my boyfriend, Six Feet Under, Norwegian rap, writing, cats, autumn, Twins baseball, reading, and strange things on my cheeseburgers... in that order. I don't like small dogs with wispy hair or the city of Madison, Wisconsin. I once discovered myself standing on a street in Copenhagen at one in the morning, alone, lost, and profusely intoxicated. I figure if I could manage my way out of that, I can probably handle anything. Except weird patterns on my skin- that is my one true phobia.
I recently met a girl, a real, live, actual human being, who said to me the words, "Sorry to be a dissenter, but I've read some David Sedaris, and I really didn't think he was that funny." That bitch. |