About me

Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation President
Location Washington, DC, United States
Introduction I = coolest person you've met + chuck norris
Interests Being president of the U.S.A, long walks on the beach
Favorite Movies The American President
Favorite Music The Presidents of the United States of America
Favorite Books Happy Birthday Moon By Frank Asch

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

I realize the futility of my ways; no dragons means no toasted marshmallows. I return home, everyone praising with joy, yet life is now just a lifeless dream. I try a non-toasted marshmallow smore, but it is just not the same, and I collapse in the arms of the saved princess, crying. If only I had realized this before my mistake of killing the only true smore maker...