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|Location||Washington, DC, United States|
|Introduction||I = coolest person you've met + chuck norris|
|Interests||Being president of the U.S.A, long walks on the beach|
|Favorite Movies||The American President|
|Favorite Music||The Presidents of the United States of America|
|Favorite Books||Happy Birthday Moon By Frank Asch|
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
I realize the futility of my ways; no dragons means no toasted marshmallows. I return home, everyone praising with joy, yet life is now just a lifeless dream. I try a non-toasted marshmallow smore, but it is just not the same, and I collapse in the arms of the saved princess, crying. If only I had realized this before my mistake of killing the only true smore maker...