Gender	Male
Industry	Agriculture
Occupation	Chainsaw Zombie
Location	Austin, Texas, United States
Interests	you!
Favorite movies	Good ones
Favorite music	Bad ones
Favorite books	Goodnight Mr. Tom, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, Ishmael, America (The Book), I am America and So Can You!, Killing Yourself to Live, Heart of Darkness, Confederacy of Dunces, A Lesson Before Dying, The Teapot Dome Scandal, a Mid-Summer Night's Dream, The O'Reilly Factor for Kids, A Wish for Wings that Work, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Happy Bunny's Guide to Love

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I work with a chainsaw :)