McBride

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation guarding all mini bar contents in the clift hotel
Location San Francisco, California, Zimbabwe
Introduction I am an aspiring lawyer with dreams of putting criminals in prison.
Interests I enjoy long walks on the beach, peeing on the beach, defecating on the beach, having sex on the beach, pretty much anything that involves the beach, and giving the dirty sanchez
Favorite Movies Full Metal Jacket, The Constant Gardner, Three Amigos
Favorite Music The music i make in the shower its a mixture of country, techno, and sounds of ocean wildlife.

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

Becuase duckies are more intimidating. Have you ever fucked with a duck? Thats right you haven't becuase a duck would fuck you up and steal your bread