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About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation College Student.
Location New Orleans, LA, United States
Introduction My name is Christian. Art major at UNO. XVIII years of age. You may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male. Vegetarian and poison free, but if you eat meat and drink, I'm quite alright with it. I'm something of a grammarnazi when it comes to writing, though I will admit when it comes to speakin' grammar I break a lot of rules. I have a slight obsession with AFI/ Blaqk Audio and subsequently Davey Havok. I like to draw. A lot. I'm not very good, but I'll get there someday. My friends are the most amazing people ever. Try arguing that point with me.
Interests Your mother, Drawing, Interests ≠ drawing your mother. I'm usually too engrossed in other *activities* with her to manage that.
Favorite Movies Juno, RENT, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine, Rocky Horror, Hot Rod.
Favorite Music AFI, Alanis Morissette, Blaqk Audio, Chiodos, Dead Poetic, Every Time I Die, The Fall of Troy, NIN, The Postal Service, RHCP, Stone Temple Pilots.
Favorite Books Invisible Monsters, The Stand, Dark Tower series, His Dark Materials.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Mate with the goat, raise a tiny goat baby family, which also doubles as my goatarmy. When they are of sufficient age, we rise from the well and take the overworld by storm. The slinky is the whole of our entertainment whilst in the well. There's not much else for kicks down there.