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About me

Gender Male
Industry Religion
Occupation Apocalypse Pirate
Location Massachusetts, United States
Introduction I work nights, because I am a "minimal interaction with other people" kind of guy, and it's best for all concerned. I am astonishingly average-looking, to the point where people often think they might know me, but they do not. If I were as smart, attractive, interesting, and useful as I think I am, I would be the king of the multiverse.
Interests fiction, food, television, stupid computer games like chuzzle, all the other trappings of couch-potato-hood, bicycles, sarcasm, repetition, self-promotion, seeing how much I can get away with
Favorite Movies The Usual Suspects, The Conversation, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Dumbo, Little Shop of Horrors, The Addams Family
Favorite Music Music is of the devil. All music should be banned, starting with classical and country/western.
Favorite Books The Elements of Style, Ragtime, Good Omens, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, The Things They Carried, The Death of Vishnu, Son of the Circus, Lullaby

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

Either "Urgent- must take care of this later" or "Somebody Else's Problem"