Tyler Alterman
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Freelance Graphic Designer |
| Location | New York, NY |
| Introduction | Hello My name is Tyler, and I’m your standard dark-maned, brown-eyed, occasionally-whiskered, fake-mohawked, hard-working, good-humored, coffee-driven, open-minded, out-spoken, laid-back, creatively-compelled, pressure-thriving, non-religious, film-fanatical, excessively-curious, formality-loathing, obnoxiously-enthusiastic, somewhat-sarcastic, Irish/English/Ukrainian post-teen super-nerd. I'm also aware of my cheesiness, along with the borderline egotism, along with the egotism involved in using words like "egotism," and even like all three of these qualities a little. |
| Interests | Thunderstorms, adventures, absurdity, the crispy cheese at the bottom of the pan, idiosyncratic interests, graphic design, Trigger Happy TV, Stumbleupon, Barnes and Noble, microcosms, field games, board games, new ideas, divine inspiration, clean slates, accordion music, catharsis, the night air, learning, change, contrast, the Apache dance, cloud computing, google, Magic: The Gathering, dorm room rave parties, fat fonts, laughing till I get an ab workout, life, being generic, being ironic, making my profile too long. |
| Favorite movies | 25th Hour 28 Days Later 3:10 to Yuma Adaptation A Good Year A History of Violence Amelie American Beauty Anchorman Annie Hall Atonement A Very Long Engagement Babel Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet Billy Madison Black Hawk Down Blades of Glory Brazil Brick Burn After Reading Cloverfield Charlie Wilson's War Children of Men City of God Doubt Downfall Elephant Equilibrium Europa Europa Fear(s) of the Dark Fight Club Gattaca Gladiator Hot Rod In Bruges Into The Wild I Robot I [heart] Huckabees Kill Bill 1 Kill Bill 2 Knocked Up Let the Right One In Little Miss Sunshine Lost In Translation Me and You and Everyone We Know Memento Monty Python and the Holy Grail Munich Napoleon Dynamite Nightmare Before Christmas No Country For Old Men Resident Evil Rushmore Schindler's List Sexy Beast Shrek Sincity Slumdog Millionaire Synecdoche New York Thank You For Smoking The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford The Big Lebowski The Curious Case of Benjamin Button The Dark Knight The Departed The Diving Bell and the Butterfly The Godfather The Machinist The Matrix The Pianist The Science of Sleep The Water Boy There Will Be Blood Unleashed Waking Life WALL-E Waltz With Bashir War of the Worlds |
| Favorite music | Amon Tobin Arctic Monkeys Beirut Beck Billy Talent Cake Dmitry Shostakovich Disturbed Fallout Boy Franz Ferdinand Greenday Imogen Heap Jet Louis XIV Mando Diao Massive Attack Muse Nine Inch Nails Of Montreal OK Go Paul McCartney Portishead Rage Against the Machine Red Hot Chili Peppers Scars on Broadway Slipknot Spoon Streetlight Manifesto Sublime System of a Down (the "The" section [not a band]:) The Bravery The Faint The Futureheads The Hives The Hush Sound The Maccabees The Mars Volta The Postal Service The Raconteurs The Strokes The Subways The Suicide Machines The Shins The Unicorns The White Stripes Thrice Tom Hagerman Vampire Weekend We Are Scientists Wired All Wrong Wolfmother |
| Favorite books | 1984 A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius Brave New World Buried Child Dune Death of a Salesman Ender's Game Endgame Forever War I Robot Jarhead Me Talk Pretty One Day No Country For Old Men Slaughterhouse-Five Speaker for the Dead The Accidental Time Machine The Crucible The Tell Tale Heart The Things They Carried This Book Will Change Your Life Again When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? and all the Harry Potters, of course |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Most likely everything except my laptop and my brain.

