Nick

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Paramedic
Location Largo, FL, United States
Introduction Well, Im easily amused by stupid people being stupid. Sometimes instead of openning the car door, I crawl through the window because it makes me feel like a NasCar driver. I can't spell a lot of the words that I use on a daily basis and I would like to say that I don't spit when I talk. But lets face it, its kinda hard to yell the word "blasphemy" ten times backwards or "get to the choppa" in an Arnald Scharzinager voice without giving someone a shower. I love warm weather and my dream job is running into buildings while they are on fire. I frequently drop my pick into the hole of my guitar but I'm also a pro at getting it out. And while working as an EMT at Superior Ambulance, I found out there are many more places in the human body where doctors can shove a tube (up, in, or through) than I am willing to talk about or describe. Did I mension I am easily amused?
Interests Cars, Firefighting/EMS, Music, playing the guitar, Sports, sailing, Rock climbing/high angle......
Favorite Movies Shawshank redemption, the Leathal Weapons Series, the Bourne Series, House of D, Cars, Shrek, the Emporers new Groove, hoodwinked, Ladder 49...These few come to mind.
Favorite Music I like a little of everything....Mostly country and alternative lately....
Favorite Books The ones I havent read yet..

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

No, its because the morons who invented the English language had to make things complicated.