Kyle The Opinionated

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Law
Occupation Attorney
Location Texas
Introduction Raised by an unknown species of ape in the Belgian Congo, I was rescued by a mad French military officer and brought to Texas. I attended the University of Texas at Austin, where I had the distinction of being one of three conservatives on campus who were not stoned to death. Both figuratively and literally. After a short stint on Barsoom, where I united several warring tribes and became a warlord, I awoke at the Texas Tech University School of Law. Despite overwhelming odds in Vegas and one assassination attempt, I graduated and passed the Texas Bar. I now ply my trade in Texas, and continue to mastermind plots to control the world. So far my followers consist of a blind dog, an insane dog, a vaguely stupid dog, and a Mini-Me. I plan to let the blind dog have France when we take control of the world.
Interests Golf, shooting, voracious reading, writing, unmerciful heckling of anyone and anything, things that roll and explode, playing bad 80's music on guitar, Second Amendment, conservatisim, and the Christian faith.
Favorite Movies Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Tombstone, Open Range, The Searchers, Predator, The Rocketeer, Secondhand Lions
Favorite Music The Eagles, Rush, Collective Soul, Robert Earl Keen, Johnny Cash
Favorite Books Lonesome Dove, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mere Christianity, Vampire$, The Tomb, The Daybreakers, Tarzan of the Apes, A Princess of Mars, No Second Place Winner

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When we kill him, skin him, and hang him over the mantle. I'd say that would about wrap it up....