|Occupation||Out of work Pron star|
|Introduction||My right arm is slightly bigger than my left...I think you know why...|
|Interests||collecting 6 million dollar man dolls for my fetish chamber.|
|Favorite Movies||fight club, The Big Lebowski, pron, the wizard of oz (ho version)|
|Favorite Music||radiohead, steve earle, The Pogues, the killers|
|Favorite Books||100 years of solitude, so many others, i'm sure i'd like pasternak but i've never read any, oh and all those russian guys--I've heard they're pretty good, i wish Rob Zombie would write a book...I'd sure buy that one, the vagina mono. that's probably a good one., that one sex book by Madonna--does that count?, davinci code...just kidding...that one sucked.|
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
By building a ship out of actual dung.