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About me

Gender MALE
Location Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction I like to think of myself as the comic real deal. I am not a Lionel and I am not a Jumbo but I am definitely an Arthur...Import/'s what I do.
Interests Import, Export, Laytex, Ronnie Woo Woo, Bucket Boys, YouTube, Bad Porn, NonSense Cubs Media and Jumbo
Favorite Movies Gigli, 23 Dresses, The Girl Next Door
Favorite Music Madonna, Mike Ditka, Da Coach, Stanley the Bear
Favorite Books Edison in the Boardroom

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Because it is so randy...