Jason Duron

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Publishing
Occupation Spiritual Advisor
Location Fayetteville, Arkansas, British Indian Ocean Territory
Introduction I like to poop and stuff.
Interests Metal, Horror Movies, Comic Books, Pooping, Chess, Checkers, Collecting Stamps, writing shitty stories, and touching my gf's boobies.
Favorite Movies Friday the 13th (all of them), John Carpenter's The Thing, Sword of Doom, In Bruges, and so so many more.
Favorite Music Spice Girls and Metal.
Favorite Books A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner, Battle Royal by Koushun Takami, The Celestial Railroad and Other Stories by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Ruins by Scott Smith, Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs, and ABC's & 123's by Bert and Ernie

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

The frog asked for a little off the top, but the barber shaved off too much. Angered, the frog decapitated the barber's head, skinned his face and scalp off, and proceeded to wear the barber's face and hair while raping and murdering the barber's wife, two daughters, one son, and a dog named Skittles.