Jake

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Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation Leader of Men
Location Phoenix, Arizona, United States
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Introduction Jake is angry.
Favorite Movies Usual Suspects, 12 Monkeys, Saving Private Ryan, High Plains Drifter
Favorite Music They Might Be Giants, Social Distortion, Bloodhound Gang, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Run DMC, Ice-T, DJ Format
Favorite Books Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Moneyball, Baseball Between the Numbers, The Physics of Superheroes

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When I'm in shackles and the planet-destroying laser is pointed at Earth. Who was stupid enough to make me alien diplomat?