JK Grence (the Cosmic Jester)
On Blogger since April 2005
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|Location||Phoenix, Arizona, United States|
|Introduction||Hi there! Thanks for stopping by. I have a habit of wandering off and doing other things, so if you don't think I'm updating the blog enough, send a gentle poke to jkgrence at gmail dot com and I'm sure I'll come up with something.|
|Interests||Cirque du Soleil, fire poi, diabolo, magic, cooking, LaunchCast, roller coasters, sphereplay, contact juggling, restaurants, food|
|Favorite Music||Cirque du Soleil, Venus Hum, Blue Man Group, Patsy Cline, Vanessa-Mae, Bond|
|Favorite Books||Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cryptonomicon, Great Wine Made Simple, Terry Pratchett|
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Start reciting some original poetry (or make it up on the spot) and hope to hell it's bad enough that the monster just runs away.