|Introduction||I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest soaked with booze.|
|Interests||whiskey, satire, music, bacon, tattoos, basketball, sarcasm, bourbon, football, boobies, baseball, yoga, gin, snarkiness, books, red wine, politics|
|Favorite Movies||Sixteen Candles, The Commitments, The Usual Suspects, Purple Rain, Star Wars Trilogy (original), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Better Off Dead|
|Favorite Music||Interpol, Johnny Cash, Radiohead, BRMC, Elbow, Doves, The Strokes, Marty Robbins, Brendan Benson, South, Ryan Adams, The White Stripes, Dr. Dre, The Duke Spirit, Prince, The Roots, Outkast, Longwave, The Slats, Rogue Wave, The Black Angels, Dolly Parton, Wolf Parade, The Stills, Broken Social Scene, Neko Case, Band of Horses, Amy Winehouse, Beirut, The New Pornographers, Gomez|
|Favorite Books||Phantoms, America the Book, Five Smooth Stones, The Talisman, The Picture of Dorian Gray|
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Well, how else would you explain sporks?