Ranger Dave

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Gender MALE
Occupation Retired
Location Athens, Tennessee, United States
Introduction I have enjoyed several careers in my lifetime...surgery, internet industry and US Interpretive Park Ranger. I am referring to myself as retired now but I continue to be active. I don't think I could ever resign myself to a rocker on the front porch.
Interests Spirituality, family, my ranger career, adventure, outdoors, wildlife, photography, writing, travel, music, my classical guitar, my hot rod, teaching, learning, my canoe, big challenging projects, volunteering
Favorite Movies The best movie of all time... "Outlaw Josey Wales" "Thomas Crown Affair", "Jeremiah Johnson", "The Fastest Indian". "Cast Away", "Rambo"
Favorite Music Dave Brubeck, Larry Carlton, Earl Klugh, Andre' Segovia, Oscar Giglia, George Fields, Christopher Parkening, John Williams, Julian Bream, Charlie Byrd, Preston Reed, Andy Mckee, Oscar Peterson, Ray Brown, Led Zepplin, Beatles, Doors, Eagles, Diana Krall
Favorite Books My own EaglesWingPublishing.com

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

That is a rude question. I can think of several answers that are equally as rude, but I will spare you the graphic details. The practical answer is no. Spicy foods in my body (hot air balloon) could generate methane gas. The next time I fire the burners, I could explode. What a messy thought.