|Occupation||Software Quality Assurance Team Lead|
|Location||Pittsburgh, PA, United States|
|Introduction||Part time wench with a bullhorn, an unladylike obsession with politics and a strong affinity for bald heads.|
|Favorite Movies||I may or may not have a penchant for cheesy conspiracy documentaries with ominous music and people no one knows talking about evil bankers and government corruption.|
|Favorite Music||The Bed Intruder Song (google it, bitch)|
|Favorite Books||Best book ever: The Age of Reason - Thomas Paine|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie, This has to be the most awesome gift I have ever received. Never before has anyone given me a gift that let me express my love for cock and the sweet nectar inside. I am eternally grateful for this sweet cock. I always knew you were the only person in this family who truly understands me. Love, Trbobitch P.S. Want to come over for waffles tomorrow?