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Gender MALE
Occupation Just having fun
Location Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
Introduction waking up each morning in screaming agony and tearing the blood sucking evil so-called democratic dictorships's evil maturations off my bluddy bruised scarred face whilst trying to remember what pub I was in last night.
Interests badgers, knickers, stilton cheese, catalogueing toenail clippings, riding in to the sunset on a lame larma, eating sundials and cheese, plotting the overthrow of the McDonalidised modern society, trying to find nighthoover, drinking, booze, sex, debauchery, S&M, cooking, drinking, smoking, masticating, running up huge bar bills, puttey

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

go to the pub like normal and get mashed