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|Occupation||Just having fun|
|Location||Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||waking up each morning in screaming agony and tearing the blood sucking evil so-called democratic dictorships's evil maturations off my bluddy bruised scarred face whilst trying to remember what pub I was in last night.|
|Interests||badgers, knickers, stilton cheese, catalogueing toenail clippings, riding in to the sunset on a lame larma, eating sundials and cheese, plotting the overthrow of the McDonalidised modern society, trying to find nighthoover, drinking, booze, sex, debauchery, S&M, cooking, drinking, smoking, masticating, running up huge bar bills, puttey|
You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
go to the pub like normal and get mashed