rowdy

About me

Gender Female
Occupation girl guitar-the boss
Location austin, tx, United States
Introduction i tried once to teach my cat how to make nachos but she sucks at grating cheese, what with no thumbs and all.
Interests laughing at people when they fall down. making fun of people's moms. doing strangling motions at kids when they scream in the grocery store. pointing out when someone's fly is down even if it's not.
Favorite Movies big lebowski, wet hot american summer, harold and maude, royal tennenbaums, amelie, anchorman, kill bill...and i HATE star wars. so sue me.
Favorite Books da vinci code....not

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

they're both on your legs, except for the consenquences. unless you have a rash on your legs from fooling around in the woods or maybe someone shot you in the leg for being an asshole.