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Gender | Female |
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Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
Occupation | Consultant |
Location | New Zealand |
Introduction | I live with my friends on a lifestyle farm....I rule. I was born on 31 October 2007. I am a Kune Kune, very cute and CHOSEN to live in this nice little place with some great farm friends and an odd assortment of humans I, me was chosen for a Christmas present and according to my family this was a very sad begining...you know Christmas ham, pork, bacon etc...that's what they were worried about. You have to admit that Christmas is quiet a stressful time for us pigs, turkeys and chooks! To my delight I, me was actually THE present, a pet!! The human that I own didn't seem very impressed at all when I turned up. Must admit I was a bit catatonic when I spotted her too. She told me later that she thought I was a wooden carving....must admit I did stay REALLY still to give that impression! Anyway next day my human found me and as they say the rest is history. So I'm a pet NEVER to be eaten, turned into ham, bacon, pickled pork and piggy trotters (I can barely entertain those thoughts). I'm one safe very happy piggy!! |
Interests | EATING,relaxing,vegetarian food,chocolate doughnuts, sleeping,EATING, spying on the humans,EATING, hanging out with my friends,sunbaking,Aboriginal Art,anyone who will scratch my tummy, EATING, Tae Kwon Do,traveling, mud wallowing,dreaming |
Favorite movies | Babe, Pigs in Space, |
Favorite music | Old McDonald had a Farm |
Favorite books | Animal Farm George Orwell |
You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:
Do pigs fly and why????