About me

Gender Male
Occupation Disciplinarian
Location Chicago, Illinois
Introduction I'm just a normal guy looking for some great painkillers for a sore hand.
Interests Making bottoms as red as possible. Anything involving Drew Peterson.
Favorite Movies Slapshot, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Favorite Music Anything by Spanky and Our Gang.
Favorite Books Anything by James Patterson.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Pour it on her back and use a straw.