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You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
dear fancy ball host, i regret to inform you that i've recently come down with a case of orange wooly jumper and will not be able to attend the fancy ball. as for the shoes I was to wear, they are ruined (covered in sticky orange wooly jumper residue). i hope your soiree was a smashing success. please consider me for your next fancy ball, however consider a middle-class ball instead.