Miss.Unwritable

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About me

Gender Female
Introduction Poet Laureate for the Solomon Islands, famous microwave cheese pizza heiress, little known superhero (The Blue Flame) and a compulsive liar.
Interests Subway, kung fu, UNHCR, the Human Rights Campaign, Disney World Domination, self knowledge, global responsibility, Ibn Arabi, fractals, Doctor Who, Anonymous (cos you know Scientology's batshit crazy), Pastafarianism (much more reasonable), Arby's, yoga, creative writing, Pythagoras (seriously bro - that's a solid mathematician right there), Audrey Kawasaki, sunday roasts, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Kathy Griffin, Sondheim musicals, stay at home moms, frugal tips (hi-larious... and sometimes useful!), manic living room dancing, The Worst Witch, Rhodesian Ridgebacks and guitarists
Favorite Movies Straightheads, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Daybreakers, Romeo + Juliet, The Matrix, Picnic at Hanging Rock, The Addams Family, Howl's Moving Castle, The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Zombieland
Favorite Music Bloody Lovely Audrey, Kate Miller-Heidke, Dispatch, The Rolling Stones, Placebo, Florence & The Machine, MGMT, Tom Waits, Killing Heidi, The Brown Birds From Windy Hill, David Bowie
Favorite Books Snow Glass Apples, Chocolat, the Blue Fusus

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

Because life is hard and the acoustics are better.