Star Kicker

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About me

Occupation Pretty Paperweight
Location NOLA
Introduction Crunching conundrums, blasting boredom, eliciting criticism, languishing while laughing, blaming poetry (and/or the lack of) for all of my choices, leaving it to the stars or the people better equipped to handle it, cackling at catastrophe and saying sayanora to sourpusses and sore losers
Interests Witty people. Foreign tongues. Slow-dancing at arm's length.
Favorite Movies Le fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain, La fille sur le pont, La Vita e Bella, Como agua para chocolate, hable cond Elle, Run Lola Run, Kolya, Obecny Skola, Godford Park, The Princess Bridem The Thin Red Line, Out of Africa, He Died With a Falafel in His Hand, Goodbye Lenin!, Anne of the Thousand Days, It's a Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Delicatessan, Il Postino, Napolean Dynamite, Blanc, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Snatch, Battleground, Tmavomodry svet, Little Miss Sunshine, It Happened One Night, You Can't Take It With You, Divorce Italian Style, Stupeur et Tremblements, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Last Unicorn
Favorite Music Whatever's on. Or has not been turned off.
Favorite Books The Master and Margarita, Scenes from the Museum, Immortality, The Little Town Where Time stood Still, Catch-22, Slaughterhouse Five, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Star Named Henry, The Castle, Closely Watched Trains, The Island of the Day Before, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Life of Pi, An Instance of the Fingerpost, The Blind Assassin, Another Roadside Attraction, One Hundred Years of Solitude, I Served the King of England, The Book Of Laughter and Forgetting, A Confederacy of Dunces, La fee carabine, L'amant, Metaphysique des tubes, Foucault's Pendulum, Le roman de la rose, Revolutionary Road, Alias Grace, The Vision of Emma Brau, The Ancrene Wisse, Raising Ophelia, Anthem, We the Living, Franny and Zooey, Our Town, Jacob Have I Loved, Setting Free the Bears, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Prophet, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Les croisades vues par las arabes, Le premier siecle apres Beatrice, Cat's Cradle, The Lovely Bones, Stiff, The Medicolegal Investigation of Death

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

No. The worst cuts are those that come from a manta ray with a chainsaw attached to its nose.