If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
well, first of all i wouldn't laugh because i don't find that sort of thing funny. but if i did, why would i avoid laughing? and who would these people be? if i were a pirate (and how do you know i'm not, anyway?) i would be rogue, sailing from port to port, a legend and barely a fearful whisper on peoples' tongues...