Irma La Douche

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Gender FEMALE
Occupation CLERK
Location California, United States
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Introduction I am a slacker, and married, and grouchy but I love life. I love photography and writing and internet crap and reading and cats and beer. and anything that makes me laugh out loud. and Indian food. I love honest people and I find mean people inexplicably fascinating. Like, seriously, what crawled up your ass and died? I love to sing but I sound like shit. I easily retain song lyrics but not important information. I hate phones but love writing and I like the internet because it is like having a yearbook/scrapbook forever.
Favorite Movies 2 Versions of King Kong (skip the dumb seventies one, although I love JEFF BRIDGES!That lame movie was on AMC the other day and he frickin' looks like one of the Geico cavemen in it!), The Fisher King, Life of Brian (any Python movie for reals), Terms of Endearment, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Lost in Translation, the Adventures of Priscilla- Queen of the Desert, Annie Hall, Airplane!, Waiting for Guffman, Auntie Mame, ENCHANTED, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ghostbusters, They Live, Escape from New York, The King and I, Little Shop of Horrors(1986), Hot Fuzz, Ghost World, 12 Monkeys, Bandits, Moulin Rouge, Beetlejuice, Xanadu, Some Like it Hot, Harold and Maude, Big Fish, When Harry Met Sally..., Kill Bill, The Poseidon Adventure, Amelie, Fargo, The Little Mermaid, The Sixth Sense, This is Spinal Tap, Four Rooms, Clerks, Clerks 2, Bad Santa, Clueless, Everyone Says I Love You, Splash, the Princess Bride, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Two For the Road, Thelma and Louise, Reservoir Dogs, Home for the Holidays, Breakfast at Tiffanys, A Star is Born (1976) Clue, Starman, Young Frankenstein, Life as a House, Tommy Boy, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Indiana Jones series and Back to the Future...and many more..I don't like romantic comedies in general, but i love any with Meg Ryan or Drew Barrymore..also I am a total Star Wars nerd from way back...
Favorite Music Abba, Aerosmith, Anthrax, Bee Gees, Billy Squier, Black Sabbath, Bloody Onion Massacre, Blur, Bon Jovi, Buzzcocks, Cat Stevens, Cheap Trick, Chuck Berry, Courtney Love, Cyndi Lauper, David Bowie, Death Spasm, Def Leppard, Dolly Parton, Don Williams, Earth Wind and Fire, ELO, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Faith No More, Fats Domino, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Glen Miller, Guns n' Roses, Hank III, Hank Williams, Harry Belafonte, Hole, Iggy Pop, Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash, Juliette and the Licks, Kenny Rogers, Kris Kristofferson, Liz Phair, Louis Prima, Misfits, Motorhead, My Chemical Romance, Nat King Cole, Neil Diamond, Nellie McKay, OutKast, Ozzy Osbourne, Parliament, Pat Benatar, Patsy Cline, Poe, Prince, Queen, Rilo Kiley, Rolling Stones, Shooter Jennings, Skid Row, Social Distortion, Spinnerette, Styx, The Beatles, The Damned, the Diamonds, the Distillers, the Killers, The Kinks, The Pogues, The Process, The Ramones, The Who, They Might Be Giants, TILT, Tom Jones, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Van Halen, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson bit o' pop from the 40's to the 80's, teensy skosh of nineties and a smattering of current stuff.
Favorite Books A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, I Know this Much is True by Wally Lamb, Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, How to Be Good by Nick Hornby, It's my F---ing Birthday by Merrill Markoe, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath...she just breaks my heart. ..The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold and The Stand by Stephen King. The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes, Diary by Chuck Palahniuk, Postcards from the Edge by Carrie Fisher, The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury, Vernon 'God' Little by DBC Pierre, Geek Love by Katherine Dunn...if i had to pick favorite authors it would be David Sedaris (he makes me laugh out loud and that is hard to do), John Irving (he can move me to tears and he is funny too...), Nick Hornby (I like his wit and his unique characters...), Stephen King (people underestimate him because of the horror thing, but he can come up with some wonderful characters too...I am thinking Dolores Claiborne (which is an awesome movie too) and The Green Mile), and I admit Chuck Palahniuk can be kind of repetitive but I find his books compulsively readable... I love funny old books like the Golden Turkey awards, and any Jack Handey compilation. I like photo books with old advertisements and kitchy stuff, and my cheapo Borders art books (Van Gogh, Kahlo, etc.) I love The Pythons Autobiography by the Pythons, and Greedy Bastard Diary by Eric Idle, I gotta get me some Palin now. I love my Industrial Light and Magic book- which started as a gift from me to my dad when i was a wee lass. I love my Kevyn Aucoin make-up books- best makeup tips EVER. Newly discovered author I LOVE: Jeffrey Ford. He is awesome!

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