Buffy and Daisy

My blogs

About me

Industry Internet
Occupation Corporate Slackers
Location Everywhere, USA
Introduction We met while working at a large corporation that had all the warmth and compassion of the Death Star. We found we held the same level of disdain for hypocritical managers, ass-wipe co-workers, and the stupid work rule that we have to stay awake for 8 hours a day. We would share survival tips, like: how to nap in a bathroom stall using the toilet paper as a pillow. How to legally drink at work. And how, if we set our laptop alerts loudly enough, we can sleep ALL DAY yet safely be alerted when a new email or IM is received. We joined forces in 2009 and have been using our powers for comedy evil ever since. Due to on-going procrastination issues, we are just now starting to post on our blog in 2012. Whatever.