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About me

Gender Male
Introduction I am the Ken doll you left outside in 1983. I have been living on cat food and squirrels, coming out mostly at night, unable to wash or even change my clothes because they are permanently sewn on. I ask you, would a merciful God allow this? I just wish I could wipe this stupid grin off my idiot face.
Interests All sports except lawn darts, clothes, frequent marriage ceremonies
Favorite Movies Cloverdale--SOME TOY HAS FOUND US
Favorite Music Mine