Timoteo

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Assistant to the assistant to the assistant spittoon cleaner
Location Tucson, Arizona, United States
Introduction This site is a labor of love. My real job is: ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT SPITTOON CLEANER. It's an honest living, and I have a lot of time to think and write while waiting for the head spittoon cleaner, and the assistant spittoon cleaner, and the assistant to the assistant spittoon cleaner to call in drunk, which gives me my chance to really SHINE!
Interests Dressing up like a gorilla and running amok through the city streets.
Favorite Movies Last Tango In Paris, Groundhog Day, Duck You Sucker, The Magus, Havana, One Eyed Jacks, The April Fools, Rocky & Rocky II, Love Actually, Love Affair
Favorite Music Swing Out Sister, Gato Barbieri, Steely Dan, The Ronettes, Billy Idol, Deniece Williams, Kate Bush, Boston
Favorite Books Anything by John Fowles, Alan Sillitoe, Stanley Elkin, Jayne Anne Phillips, Stephen Hawking, Charles Bukowski, Alan Watts, William Goldman, Hemingway, Voltaire, and some I forgot.

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

I think I smell my feet.