Yankee John
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Pirate Captain |
| Interests | Going sailing, playing chess, quantum mechanics, rooting for the New York Yankees |
| Favorite movies | Henry V, The Usual Suspects, Casablanca, Boondock Saints, 12 Angry Men |
| Favorite music | Stan Rogers, Great Big Sea, Dixieland Jazz, Irish Music |
| Favorite books | A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Wind in the Willows, Candide, Sherlock Holmes |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
"Arrr. Avast ye swine. The next one of ye scallywags who calls me poop deck a ... ah, to hell with it. 'Tis a stupid name. Fetch me my parrot. Arrr."