|Location||Denver, Colorado, United States|
|Introduction||Life is what it is. You wake up with the dog sleeping on your face, fall up the stairs, your cat left a socially awkward text message on your shoes, and while you embrace the madness called your day, something happens. Maybe it's a kick to the shins, or maybe you just played The Star Spangled Banner in your armpit, but it's all a part of that big taco salad called life. Whether you pick out the refried beans or the meat is up to you. Either way, make it your best one yet.|
|Interests||Writing, reading, meeting people, low-carbing, bento, low-carbing with bento, politics, puns, and cute shoes. But not plum juice. It just doesn't look tasty.|
|Favorite Movies||Zoolander, Hot Fuzz, Army of Darkness, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Pete Jackson's The Rings Trilogy|
|Favorite Books||My favorite book is sitting on my bookcase. Down the spine it reads, "The Knowledge of English", and underneath a single word: Krapp|
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
You call that singing?